Liberté, égalité, FRATERNITÉ

A) No use crying over spilled milk, apparently. It's only a tooth, right? And if it makes Ménez happy, even better!

B) Is this the first photo taken of Ménez smiling? Ever? 

C) Mexès' hair is absolutely ridiculous, even for the weird standards of footballers.

D) If you think it was Luca Toni who did the damage, I don't blame you. That's the logical guess. But it was actually Perrotta.

The rest of the photos via CorSport.