Chi ha detto Aquilani?!

Who knew it'd turn out like this? Okay, fine, some people did guess something like this could happen based on his history of injuries. But still, it's so heartbreaking watching Aquilani over there in...in...in Liverpool, which is bad enough in and of itself. But now he's also being made the punchline in British football jokes, like these from The Guardian. (Picture 12/15 with the framed photo of Totti is charming, for whatever it's worth)

I know Chelsea loaning Shevchenko back to Milan didn't work out awesome for anyone, but I think Alberto should at least consider proposing the idea to Benitez. We won't make fun, at least.