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Following the example of, among others, Roma Channel, Lazio will be starting a television channel of their own. Lazio Style (sic) will be all Lazio, all day and all night. Programming details have yet to be announced, but we can guess with good merit that the hours 4 through 8 in the evening will feature a daily rundown of all the ways in which the Roma conspiracy runs from the streets into the secret hallways of the Vatican and threatens the very existence of the resistance, which is Lazio. Think Glenn Beck in Italian, and with a penchant for making jokes about Totti, and you're close. It's either that, or as was predicted a few months ago--Sky Lotito 24, for all your Lotito needs. Where do I subscribe?